Postage
One of the fastest ways to get a corporation to stop hassling you about their products / services is to make yourself an expensive target. For example, next time you get a new credit card application, take out the return envelop marked "no postage necessary" and cram it full of [heavy] stuff. The credit card company will have to pay the postage on that envelope when they receive it and chances are when they find it filled with: rocks, dirt, other junk mail, trash, etc... They will remove you from their list ASAP. Special Delivery!
What if I told you that you'd never have to pay more than forty-one cents for a first-class stamp? That's right, the "forever" stamp featuring the Liberty Bell was recently introduced by the USPS and makes this a possibility. The stamp will be good for mailing one-ounce first-class letters anytime in the future -- regardless of price increases. Now go stock up on a lifetime worth of stamps!
Shout-out: usps.com
It's as simple as switching the "To:" and "From:" addresses on your letter and dropping it in the nearest mailbox. Put your name and address in the "To:" field and your addressee's in the "From:" field. The mail-carrier will notice that the letter doesn't have a stamp and they will label it RTS (return to sender). Since the letter is addressed to you they will return / deliver it to the addressee. Remember, the USPS isn't that generous / stupid so don't send anything too far (or valuable)... Special delivery!
